Goofy Bobblehead Cow with Auto Dashboard Adhesive

Description

In 2005, the University of British Columbia conducted a study and concluded that the urban mythical practice of tipping a cow would require the strength of 5 average men. With how well the included dashboard adhesive pad will hold your new pet cow doll toy to the dash of your car, you would think that it would take just as many men to knock this bouncing head farm animal off it's feet, but in reality, this bobbing head companion and it's sticky dashboard disk can be easily removed with one hand, and will never leave a permanant residue! Researchers have found that if you name a cow and treat her as an individual, she will produce almost 500 more pints of milk a year. The bobble head bovine doesn't produce any milk at all, but if you give it a name it will probabbly love you 500 times as much, and maybe even produce 500 more agreeable answers per year. This bobblehead figure is seriously cute. This nodding head dashboard decoration will make your friends jealous and your haters even more jealous. One of many ridiculously awesome bobblehead dashboard companions available as part of Batty Bargains Legendary Bobbleheads collection. Buy one today!
Why You Should Buy This Bobblehead
Magical powers that are 10x as real as cow tipping.
Equipped with a 6th sense that enables him to detect anytime a cow is tipped over anywhere in the world. This makes this innocent liitle nodding head cow turn into a furious bouncing headed bovine hulk and seek revenge on whatever drunk person tipped over his friend.
If you still believe in cow tipping, order this toy bobblehead nodding cow doll and then go google cow tipping. You will be dissapointed, but only until your bobblehead figure gets there and you can watch it's bobbing head answer all of lifes biggest questions.
Adjustable bobble head moves easily and smoothly making it look like it is nodding or shaking it's head. Guaranteed to bob at a wide range of angles! Just loosen or tighten the weighted bolt on the back of it's bobbing head.
Easily mounts on almost any car or vehicle dashboard in seconds with included adhesive pad. Easily removed without leaving any permanent residue.
Brand new! Never before opened with dashboard adheisive pad included. All ready for you to tear open the package, slap onto your dash and give it a cute little pet name.